Album #67
Released 5/8/17
The Beat of
Your Love
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©2005-2017 Bradley Voorhees
1) Tommy Had to Go (Lyric Video)
2) Get There in Time (Performed Live)
3) Not Ever
4) Tommy Had to Go
5) Fucked Little Life

Lard (Intro)
There are no lyrics to this intro track.

Get There in Time
Verse 1:
Youíre so far behind me (how healthy)
that thoughts of us and all our Sunday morning memories
have all begun to escape me. Theyíve changed me
Yeah thatís right theyíve all starting to fade away

Chorus:
When I never thought that Iíd
be strong enough to live a life
where you were no longer like a thorn in my side
but I guess we all get there in time
Yeah I guess we all get there in time

Verse 2:
I no longer torture myself with a third eye, inside
The one that I got with you always hanginí out in my mind
You were oh so charming and so so tempting, but devil of a guide
Through, not to the light, but into the cold, harsh night

Chorus:
When I never thought that Iíd
be strong enough to live a life
where you were no longer like a thorn in my side
but I guess we all get there in time
Yeah I guess we all get there in time

Bridge:
What Iíve learned on my journey in life so far is that
once enough time has come to pass
the specifics of what ails you begin to lose shape and melt away
And Iíve discovered only I contain all the power to change my fate
And Iíve found that the grief it doesnít last
And that itís never gonna be too late to start again

Chorus:
When I never thought that Iíd
be strong enough to live a life
where you were no longer like a thorn in my side
but I guess we all get there in time

Chorus:
When I never thought that Iíd
be strong enough to live a life
where you were no longer like a thorn in my side
but I guess we all get there in time

Chorus:
When I never thought that Iíd
be strong enough to live a life
where you were no longer like a thorn in my side
but I guess we all get there in time
Yeah I guess we all get there in time
Yeah I guess we all get there in time

I Shouldn't Love You
Verse 1:
Them god damned throbbing pecs
You got protruding from your enormous chest
Make me tight in the trunks
All night as we bump
And grind it up
I move to the beat of your love
These god awful denim jeans
How the hell would I have known that theyíd start to shrink?
And get this tight on me
Iíve gotta stop daydreaming
When I know itís unnatural, we just cant be

Hook 1: I get so confused when Iím with you

Chorus:
I shouldnít love you like I do, like I do
I shouldnít love you like I do, like I do
I shouldnít love you like I do, like I do
I shouldnít love you
I shouldnít love you like I do, but I do
I shouldnít love you like I do, but I do
I shouldnít love you like I do, but I do
I shouldnít love you like I do, like I do
but I do

Verse 2:
Everything that you say
Only turns me on, and I use it as foreplay
Make me hung like a buck
Itís like ecstasy and youíre my drug
Iíll lick everything that you touch
Silly mundane pleasantries
Can we skip to the part where youíre wrestling me?
And rip our shirts off like fiends
Or like weíre both 17
I gotta stop, this isnít healthy, you and I just cant be

Hook 2:
I get so aroused when Iím with you

Chorus:
I shouldnít love you like I do, like I do
I shouldnít love you like I do, like I do
I shouldnít love you like I do, like I do
I shouldnít love you
I shouldnít love you like I do, but I do
I shouldnít love you like I do, but I do
I shouldnít love you like I do, but I do
I shouldnít love you like I do, like I do
but I do

Bridge:
Lets get into a groove
Dude, who you think youíre trying to fool?
Hey, where you think youíre going so soon?
Baby Iím just getting started with you
Bro got me reaching for the tube
And it doesnít matter what he do
He always put me in a mood

Chorus:
I shouldnít love you like I do, like I do
I shouldnít love you like I do, like I do
I shouldnít love you like I do, like I do
I shouldnít love you
I shouldnít love you like I do, but I do
I shouldnít love you like I do, but I do
I shouldnít love you like I do, but I do
I shouldnít love you like I do, like I do
but I do

Chorus:
I shouldnít love you like I do, like I do
I shouldnít love you like I do, like I do
I shouldnít love you like I do, like I do
I shouldnít love you
I shouldnít love you like I do, but I do
I shouldnít love you like I do, but I do
I shouldnít love you like I do, but I do
I shouldnít love you like I do, like I do
but I do

Happy Song
Verse 1:
I want a happy song
One good memory just to look back on
as things start going wrong
Oh oh oh
I want a happy song
Something good to think about while Iím lost
My heartís turning to frost
Oh oh oh

Hook:
Iím feeling ugly up in here, up in me
Itís almost time to bare my truth to you finally

Chorus:
Before everything turns to shit
Before my life it turns upside-down
Before all of me goes within
Just one happy song to lose this frown

Verse 2:
I need a happy song
Just 1 thing to take with me when I move on
And to leave the ones I love
Oh oh oh
I need a happy song
to help the strugglers all to keep strong
And never jump the wall
Oh oh oh

Hook:
Iím feeling ugly up in here, up in me
Itís almost time to bare my truth to you finally

Chorus:
Before everything turns to shit
Before my life it turns upside-down
Before all of me goes within
Just one happy song to lose this frown

Chorus:
Before everything turns to shit
Before my life it turns upside-down
Before all of me goes within
Just one happy song to lose this frown

Bridge:
Iím not asking, Iím begging for a happy song
Iím not basking, Iím in need of a happy song

Chorus:
Before everything turns to shit
Before my life it turns upside-down
Before all of me goes within
Just one happy song to lose this frown

Chorus:
Before everything turns to shit
Before my life it turns upside-down
Before all of me goes within
Just one happy song to lose this frown

Chorus:
Before everything turns to shit
Before my life it turns upside-down
Before all of me goes within
Just one happy song to lose this frown

Fucked Little Life
Verse 1:
I wanna be there for him when he cries
I wanna be with him and lock into his beautiful thighs
I gotta feel up on him just to see his bedroom eyes
And Iíma be there with him when he hits the hay tonight

Chorus:
I fell in love at a time
in my fucked little life
Where I thought that Iíd die
And Iím just so glad that we met
Iím never sad now that youíve got my back
I just feel bad not everybody has what we have

Verse 2:
I wanna be there with him when he smiles
Because seeing it always makes me feel like a child

Hook:
like not giving 2 fucks for awhile
I just love his whole attitude, heís so so wild
Yo we always have fun, and we can go for miles
Now thatís real love and itís always in style

Chorus:
I fell in love at a time
in my fucked little life
Where I thought that Iíd die
And Iím just so glad that we met
Iím never sad now that youíve got my back
I just feel bad not everybody has what we have

[Break]

Chorus:
I fell in love at a time
in my fucked little life
Where I thought that Iíd die
And Iím just so glad that we met
Iím never sad now that youíve got my back
I just feel bad not everybody has what we have

L-Chorus:
I fell in love at a time
in my fucked little life
Where I thought that Iíd die
And Iím just so glad that we met
Iím never sad now that youíve got my back
I just feel bad not everybody has what we have

Chorus:
I fell in love at a time
in my fucked little life
Where I thought that Iíd die
And Iím just so glad that we met
Iím never sad now that youíve got my back
I just feel bad not everybody has what we have

The Thing
Verse 1:
So hereís the thing:
I tried my very best to get something back from you.
So Iíll move on walk out that door
and be free from this, and all of your gloomy doom.

Hook 1:
You said you loved and needed me,
but you never told the truth in reality.
You said you loved and needed me,
but then youíd have an excuse about everything.

Chorus 1:
Iíll be deaf
to you should you ever call
when you need someone to talk
to. Youíll have to find someone
who wont mind it if you log
in all those countless long
hours outside of the one
who youíre supposed to love,
but you didnít love me at all
No you didnít love me at all.

Verse 2:
So hereís the thing:
You promised me a bunch of shit that you never delivered on.
So now itís time for goodbye,
have yourself a fine day, so long.

Hook 2:
I know you said all you needed was a little break,
some time apart, just because,
but I gave you that and, in turn, got fucked.
So much pain all along.

Chorus 2:
Iíll be deaf
to you should you ever call
when you need someone to talk
to. Youíll have to find someone
who wont mind it if you log
in all those countless long
hours outside of the one
who youíre supposed to love
but you didnít love me at all
Iíll be deaf
to you should you ever call
when you need someone to talk
to. Youíll have to find someone
who wont mind it when you log
in all those countless long
hours outside of the one
who youíre supposed to love

Bridge:
Love is a beauty we all strive to possess,
but love is fragile, and we shouldnít obsess,
Ďcause hereís the thing:
My dignity,., Iíve got so little left now.
Itís a shame, I have to walk away,
and try my best to forget.

Chorus 3:
Iíll be deaf
to you should you ever call
when you need someone to talk
to. Youíll have to find someone
who wont mind it when you log
in all those crazy long
hours outside of the one
who youíre supposed to love
but you didnít love me at all
Iíll be deaf
to you should you ever call
when you need someone to talk
to. Youíll have to find someone
who wont mind it when you log
in all those crazy long
hours outside of the one
who youíre supposed to love

Tommy Had to Go
Verse 1:
One day Tommy was here
Then the next day he simply wasnít
He came and went as quick as he came
But while he was here he would always entertain us

Hook 1:
Heíd get really, really bored and sometimes hard
Heíd hop on cam and take us all too far
Make us use our hands, and fly us to mars
Wishiní he would stand and show us more than arms

Link:
Each night weíd all thank him and award him some merits
ĎCause he was so fucking hot
And he spoke so highly of his grandparents
Heís just the type of guy youíd love to introduce to mom

Chorus:
But now heís gone and
thereís no way to ever know
if he will come back home
Because one day
he just decided to
up and leave and
never gave anyone a vote
And so we still donít know
why Tommy had to go
He didnít really Ďhave toí though
Not sure why Tommy chose to go
Tommy had to go

Verse 2:
Not sure if heíll ever be heard from again
but I sure hope so
Cause with those curves layiní on that bed
Iíd be in the woods looking for his ghost

Hook 2:
Heíd get jumpy and lost and sometimes stalked
And heíd lose his keys and get chased by dogs
Walking through the trees, almost always soft
He was, such a hottie canít believe heís gone

Link:
Each night weíd all thank him and award him some merits
ĎCause he was so fucking hot
And he spoke so highly of his grandparents
Heís just the type of guy youíd love to introduce to mom

Chorus:
But now heís gone and
thereís no way to ever know
if he will come back home
Because one day
he just decided to
up and leave and
never gave anyone a vote
And so we still donít know
why Tommy had to go
He didnít really Ďhave toí though
Not sure why Tommy chose to go
Thatís right Tommy had to go

Unrequited, Not Understood
Verse 1:
Can you see my symmetry;
Do you see my shapes and lines?
Canít you see the work that Iíve put in?
Can you hear my meek hellos?
Donít you hear those feeble sounds?
Well thatís just my love, itís weakening.

Chorus:
Did you feel my broken heart unpeel
And see its unraveling pain revealed
After you decided that I be pushed aside?
And did you sense that my last chance was gone
Because you robbed me of all of your love?
I was left behind, and you wouldnít say why.

Verse 2:
Do you feel my tepid skin?
Can you feel how cold it is?
Do you feel the heat as it subsides?
Donít you see how hard Iíve tried?
Can you see me drown and die?
Canít you feel my heart beating ďforgetĒ

Chorus:
Did you feel my broken heart unpeel
And see its unraveling pain revealed
After you decided that I be pushed aside?
And did you sense that my last chance was gone
Because you robbed me of all of your love?
I was left behind, and you wouldnít say why.

Bridge:
Can you hear the fissures tear?
Throughout my heart as it rips apart?

Chorus:
Did you feel my broken heart unpeel
And see its unraveling pain revealed
After you decided that I be pushed aside?
And did you sense that my last chance was gone
Because you robbed me of all of your love?
I was left behind, and you wouldnít say why.

Chorus:
Did you feel my broken heart unpeel
And see its unraveling pain revealed
After you decided that I be pushed aside?
And did you sense that my last chance was gone
Because you robbed me of all of your love?
I was left behind, and you wouldnít say why.

Not Ever
Verse 1:
Hey You, I stopped putting so much love into us
ĎCause evidence showed that you didnít like my love
And I realized what was really going on thus,
I stopped giving you what I figured you just didnít want

Hook:
My constant reassurances
My uplifting compliments
Someone whoíd counteract
all the hate you had for yourself

Chorus:
I loved your ass so much
But you didnít reciprocate my love
Not ever
No, not ever
And I kept it up for far too long
Smiling the whole time even though I got none
Not ever
No, not ever

Verse 2:
So look, mister pompous jerk-wad
Howíd it feel to receive my fake faÁade
Selfishly stealing tidbits of me like oh my fucking god
While I stroked your fragile ego and then would nod

Hook 2:
With my constant reassurances
My uplifting compliments
Someone who would counteract
all the hate you had for yourself

Chorus:
I loved your ass so much
But you didnít reciprocate my love
Not ever
No, not ever
And I kept it up for far too long
Smiling the whole time even though I got none
Not ever
No, not ever

Bridge:
What about me?
If only you put half as much work into us
What about me?
Maybe then Iíd feel just a tad more loved than I was
What about me?
If Iíd only had the knowledge then that I have now
What about me?
Iíd have had the will to pack my stuff up and move out
What about me?
What about me?
If only you put half as much work into us
What about me?
Maybe then Iíd feel just a tad more loved than I was
What about me?
If Iíd only had the knowledge then that I have now
What about me?
Iíd have had the will to pack my stuff up and move out
What about me?

Chorus:
I loved your ass so much
But you didnít reciprocate my love
Not ever
No, not ever
And I kept it up for far too long
Smiling the whole time even though I got none
Not ever
No, not ever

Chorus:
I loved your ass so much
But you didnít reciprocate my love
Not ever
No, not ever
And I kept it up for far too long
Smiling the whole time even though I got none
Not ever
No, not ever

Still(ness)
Intro:
It's a barrage of insanity
Itís a barrage of insanity

Verse 1:
My mind is fucking screaming
ďWhoís gonna shoot the banshee?Ē
I wander between the trunks of the trees
I sit on my knees upon some moss and dream

Chorus:
If I lifted my head up and let all the moisture into my skin
would I find that the stillness is indeed what lifts me up in the end?
If I closed my eyes and sat back
and then I let it all sink in
would I find that its silence that
will bring me my desired peacefulness?

Verse 2:
The bark scratches at my back
and the fog rolls under my heels
I think I'm starting to get the knack
In the pond's reflection, I see all the
many faces and various places
But I know it wont be long now
Ďcause standing still for so long invites chaos
one smoothly thrown rock erases

Chorus:
If I lifted my head up and let all the moisture into my skin
would I find that the stillness is indeed what lifts me up in the end?
If I closed my eyes and sat back
and then I let it all sink in
would I find that its silence that
will bring me my desired peacefulness?

Bridge:
If you take each day as it comes
you'll find that you can and will in fact be strong
If you live not in revenge but in love
then youíll take comfort in knowing that youĎre better off

Chorus:
If I lifted my head up and let all the moisture into my skin
would I find that the stillness is indeed what lifts me up in the end?
If I closed my eyes and sat back
and then I let it all sink in
would I find that its silence that
will bring me my desired peacefulness?

Chorus:
If I lifted my head up and let all the moisture into my skin
would I find that the stillness is indeed what lifts me up in the end?
If I closed my eyes and sat back
and then I let it all sink in
would I find that its silence that
will bring me my desired peacefulness?

In the Nuts
Verse 1:
He lies, though you may never know it
Ďcause heís sly, and wouldnít let it show if
you tried, bargaining with him.
So cry, itís better you learn now, that youíre not a fit

Chorus:
I fucking hated your guts
and everything that you stood for
I should have kicked you in the nuts
all the way to the front door

Verse 2:
Heís not shy, so donít fucking let him trick you
Ďcause he might, and dumbstruck me, I didnít have a clue
He was disguised, like talking with 3 screws loose
A bad guy. I swear every word I say is true

Chorus:
I fucking hated your guts
and everything that you stood for
I should have kicked you in the nuts
all the way to the front door

Chorus:
I fucking hated your guts
and everything that you stood for
I should have kicked you in the nuts
all the way to the front door

Bridge:
Heís not right,
so tread those waters lightly
Ďcause he lives life in spite,
and his every action is so deadly

Chorus:
I fucking hated your guts
and everything that you stood for
I should have kicked you in the nuts
all the way to the front door

Sometimes I'm Not Self-Hating
Verse 1:
Sometimes I lose sight of all thatís good with me
I get so down, and pound myself for all my insanity
But every once in awhile comes clarity,., Finally!

Chorus:
Iím not so bad when Iím not this sad
And Iím not so dirty that Iíll never be clean again
Iím worth a million pearls, spread the word across the world
Iím never had and I am just so glad
Iím not too washed up and unable to obtain a man
Iím worth a thousand diamonds, pick me, Iím worth a trillion violets

Verse 2:
Sometimes I lose faith in all that's pure and true
Guess I'm afraid to live again; to start anew
But then my sun lights up like fuel
Shines bright like jewels, I know I'm not through

Chorus:
Iím not so bad when Iím not this sad
And Iím not so dirty that Iíll never be clean again
Iím worth a million pearls, spread the word across the world
Iím never had and I am just so glad
Iím not too washed up and unable to obtain a man
Iím worth a thousand diamonds, pick me, Iím worth a trillion violets

Bridge:
sometimes itís easy to lose track
of all the little things that
make me uniquely me
But then I see how beautiful the world is
and I start feeling this burst of energy
People tend to get all wrapped up in, perfection
Getting their nails and their hair did, Iím sayiní
Which leads them all to major disappointment
Then they all go ballistic
Get out of that mindset, while you still can

Chorus:
Iím not so bad when Iím not this sad
And Iím not so dirty that Iíll never be clean again
Iím worth a million pearls, spread the word across the world
Iím never had and I am just so glad
Iím not too washed up and unable to obtain a man
Iím worth a thousand diamonds, pick me, Iím worth a trillion violets

Chorus:
Iím not so bad when Iím not this sad
And Iím not so dirty that Iíll never be clean again
Iím worth a million pearls, spread the word across the world
Iím never had and I am just so glad
Iím not too washed up and unable to obtain a man
Iím worth a thousand diamonds, pick me, Iím worth a trillion violets

Back Door
Verse 1:
Itís okay you donít need me after all
Itís okay that youíre gone now so long as you donít go to far
Itís okay my heads up, I will try to remain strong
for you and me some day

Hook:
I donít wanna come to your back door tonight or any night
I donít wanna come to your back door to hide from love

Chorus:
I donít know why I must hide my love for you
I canít get why you would care if people knew
Bae they already know how I feel about you

Verse 2:
So okay you donít like me anymore
Itís okay Ďcause Iím willing to let you go
though it pains me to see the love in your eyes
and know itís not for me anymore

Hook:
I donít wanna come to your back door tonight or any night
I donít wanna come to your back door to hide from love

Chorus:
I donít know why I must hide my love for you
I canít get why you would care if people knew
Babe they already know how I feel about you

[Break]

Chorus:
I donít know why I must hide my love for you
I canít get why you would care if people knew
I donít know why I must hide my love for you
I canít get why you would care if people knew
Itís like I said they already know how I feel about you

Lost
Verse 1:
Lost in the bleakness of every day
(Iím lost in this bleakness x2)
Lost in this disarray, a fogy haze of my own dismay
(Iím lost in disarray x2)

Chorus 1:
I lost myself within my tears
I never felt so fucking lost (I never felt so lost)
Until you came my way
And things began to change
And now Iím lost
Iím just lost
Simply lost here
Iím lost

Verse 2:
Lost deep inside with my wretched heartache
(Inside my heartaches x2)
Lost far within all of my fears and sorrows Iím sobbing away
(Iím busy sobbing x2)

Chorus 2:
I lost myself within this pain
I never felt such jagged rain (I never felt such jagged rain)
Until you came my way
And saved the day
but now Iím lost
Iím just lost
Simply lost here
Iím just lost

Bridge:
Mmm
Before I met you I was lost
But now that Iíve found you Iím even more lost
I get lost in your eyes, in your touch
I get lost in your light, Iím a fiend for your love now thatís right
Iím just lost.
Iím just lost.

[Mashup of all 3 Choruses & Bridge]

Where's Our Love
Verse 1:
Itís been such a long time since ya been around
Can you tell me where we went wrong
I remember when it was fun and games
when our love was always the same

Chorus:
Whereís our love?
Whereís our love?

Verse 2:
You told me your secrets and I told you mine
I thought our love was going to go on long after time
I sit and stare out the window wondering if youíre alright

Chorus:
Whereís our love?
Whereís our love?
Whereís our love?

Verse 3:
when will I see your beautiful eyes looking back into mine
And not at someone elseís you know that hurts me with a passion
When will I hear those 3 words you were saying to me
Not long ago, My fragile heart will wait and die slow

Chorus:
Whereís our love?
Whereís our love?
Whereís our love?

Verse 4:
I remember once before we ever together
I saw you with someone and wanted to rip my hair out
Iíll sit and listen to your voice on the tape you once gave me
But Iíll never hear it the same as it once was
Where has our love gone?

Chorus:
Whereís our love?
Whereís our love?
Whereís our love?

Not My President
Verse 1:
Go back to your tower
and stay the fuck out of power.
Guys like you are liars,
chauvinistic pigs with crossed wires,
and big ugly wigs, and wives who look like flat tires.
Okay, that was a dis,
guess now Iíll get fired by the president.
But I only aspired to be just like him;
A bully. I swear, I do solemnly promise this.

Chorus:
Not my president
Not my president
Not my president
Not my president
Not my president
Not my president
Not my president
Not my president

Verse 2:
Heís that fat kid with the magnifying glass,
and weíre just homos; his second class ants.
And heís a first class act.
Hey wait, call the imports back,
we need to get some makeup on this man.
We Ďbout to do some TV again.
Reality never ends.
Neither does realty, but then
you knew that, so then you quit
knowing that your fat ass will go back to it.

Chorus:
Not my president
Not my president
Not my president
Not my president
Not my president
Not my president
Not my president
Not my president

Link:
Whewie, that tower is towering over me.
Making me feel all sorts of inadequate and shit.
Whew, gotta get me outta here; Back to the ghetto.

Verse 3:
You ainít ever broke a sweat in your whole life.
You know that Americanís actually work, right?
Unholy hours into the night.
Life ainít always about pussy and spite.
No one in that tower represents me,
and the US of A is full of Bradleyís.
Speaking of which, it should be policy
that if you canít pronounce ďAmericaĒ you shouldnít be
the first lady.

Chorus:
Not my president (Iím just saying)
Not my president (Iím not hating)
Not my president (ĎsAll Iím saying)
Not my president
Not my president
Not my president
Not my president
Not my president

Bridge:
Three things we know trump ainít qualified to do:
Hair, makeup, and the presidency, too.
Hitler (you got) beef? Iíll off you, Jew!
Spic, Iíve got a wall for you!
Iíve got Putin, and heís got lube.
You can catch us on the tube
groping Miss USAís boobs.

Chorus:
Not my president
Not my president
Not my president
Not my president
Not my president
Not my president
Not my president
Not my president

Spoken:
You guys wanna lose some weight?
(Uh-huh) Iíve got some exercise routines for you.
(Uh-huh) Get you right in the spirit, and theyíre patriotic.
Do the Hitler
The Hitler
Now do the Trump
Trump
Do the Hitler
And now the Trump
Thatís right the Trump

Chorus:
Not my president
Not my president
Not my president
Not my president
Not my president
Not my president
Not my president
Not my president

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